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Howdy, all – Blissful Grievances! Welcome back to the show. This week is our vacation episode for December, and we’re adorning the pole — with nothing! This yr has already had its ornaments of bullshit and madness, no want for glitter or decorations. I am having a Zoom get together for one over right here. It is Festivus! The great vacation that Seinfeld made well-known. And in so some ways it’s the excellent vacation for this yr. In a yr like 2020, Festivus is an efficient natured outlet to simply let the grievances out. All holidays have their moments the place they turn into extra substantial. Columbus Day wasn’t something till he got here again with all those slaves, Thanksgiving was nothing till the genocide of American Natives, and Christmas was nothing however a birthday earlier than Thomas Nast invented our modern Santa Claus.
All these holidays made use of their second to turn into a everlasting a part of our collective expertise, and few years set a greater stage for Festivus to turn into a real and actual occasion to course of the madness of our present actuality. Festivus is officially on December 23, incidentally. However in honor of essentially the most ridiculous “decide your grievance” yr, I am suggesting it go full-bore, with financial institution closures, no mail supply, even shut off the Atomic Clock for the day. You may have an issue any of that, embrace it in your grievance checklist! If we are able to have Daylight Financial savings Day, which many individuals complain about for months, we are able to actually have an formally acknowledged Festivus, the place many individuals would solely complain for an evening.
To acknowledge the brand new federally protected day of grievance, this episode is partly a tribute to Jonathon Wolff, who invented the world’s most cost-effective (and maybe most profitable) sitcom theme, composing the Seinfeld theme in half of an afternoon. With regard for that slapping faux bass notice, learn about envelope following, which turns any sign into management voltage (a pitch envelope and a gate) and listen to how one thing as identifiable as a sitcom theme can be utilized to regulate synthesizers and drum patterns in undetectable methods.
Thanks and have an excellent vacation, Ethan