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  1. I am a bot. For those who can’t access the link, this is what this product is about!

    ^(**First few User Tags for this game: Early Access, Action, Arena Shooter, Comedy, Funny**)

    **Name:** GOAT OF DUTY

    **Price:** ~~$9.99~~ Free (100% off)

    **Supported Platforms:** Windows

    #About This Product

    It all started with a freak nuclear accident that gave all goats the necessary
    intelligence to quickly overthrow their human owners with their powerful rams,
    high jumps, and ear-blowing bleats. No, wait, that wasn’t it. The goats were
    intelligent from the very beginning, but since they had no thumbs, they waited
    patiently for humanity to develop automated robots capable of producing what
    they needed in order to… No, that doesn’t work either. In an alternate
    universe, goats are the mightiest warriors of the…

    Goat of Duty is a fast-paced and intense multiplayer first-person shooter, and
    that´s pretty much all you need to know. No nonsense: no need to master a
    convoluted metagame, learn different characters, combine skills, strategic
    team play… just devilish combat arenas,
    powerful weapons, and fast-paced action. Well, and lots of silly humor, crazy
    goatstumes (skins), and goat mechanics for you to troll your friends to your
    heart´s content!

    * **Goats.** You are an armed goat fighting other goats. It doesn’t get any better than that!

    * Experience **intense deathmatch multiplayer battles for 2 to 10** goats

    * **Fast-paced gameplay:** Goats are fast and nimble, after all; they can climb pretty much anything and jump really high.

    * **Old-school, no-nonsense shooter experience**: Just you and your skills against your enemies!

    * **Wear crazy goatstumes, dance like a goat, and troll your buddies** when you bleat them in combat!

    * **Four multiplayer modes:** Classic free-for-all, Gun Deathmatch, Herd Wars (or team deathmatch for humans) and an original, new mode: the crazy Fus Ro Arena

    * **Explore a variety of crazy maps with different playstyles:** Feel right at home on a futuristic farm, explore mountains in distant planets, survive the desert of the lambs, experience hair-rising fear at the horror well, wander adrift the space station, or encounter mind-boggling randomness at the medieval village — among others!

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