Following the annual Sacred Struggle Over Management Of The Rubber Bladder Encased In Pigskin Ritual (SFFOCOTRBEIPR), 1000’s of hysterical maskless SFFOCOTRBEIPR devotees flocked to ethanol-consumption stations and stormed public squares to distribute doses of each plain and fancy variations of COVID-19.
Outdoors Raymond James Stadium on Sunday night time, three barefaced Buccaneers followers jumped up and down on the roof of a white automobile, waving their arms. One man held out his cellphone and recorded the largely maskless Tampa crowd cheering, flying flags, hugging and colliding into one another because the Tom Brady-led Buccaneers received the franchise’s first Tremendous Bowl in 18 years.
Different antics ensued, together with lots of gathering round a man who climbed a tree and swaying it backwards and forwards; pedestrians walking towards site visitors as vehicles drove by with celebrators standing by sunroofs waving group flags; and law enforcement officials getting knocked down as intoxicated patrons poured out of the bars by the 1000’s.
All through Tampa this weekend, hordes of soccer followers crammed into bars, clogged streets and belted chants — many with out masks, regardless of dire warnings from public well being specialists that the Tremendous Bowl might turn into a superspreader occasion.